LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
taser him again, boys - Moke
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
