LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
seven levels of rad - graham
one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
