the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil