never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
taser him again, boys - Moke
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox