never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things