nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
