unknown dick scares me - snowfox
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil