random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

blood is the best lube - swiggy

Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz

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