I am sticking with cock - papango
typed this one-handed - uncletim
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
