I am sticking with cock - papango
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
it's the fapture! - Robolt
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
