it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
we're just searching for lump - mattfish