society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
fap 'til you puke - kang
Tagline? - Mikhail_16