society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
it's the fapture! - Robolt