society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
