welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
