welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura