my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
