random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck



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