my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck