my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
