fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
I am sticking with cock - papango
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire