random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

I Love this Stuff - taeyn

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

let the meat cake! - arrowhen

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori



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