fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
life begins at confection - Tirade