I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
we're just searching for lump - mattfish