I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
taser him again, boys - Moke
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
