I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
wood man approves highly - snowfox
