Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
taser him again, boys - Moke
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
