Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
