Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
