don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
I am sticking with cock - papango
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
