obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck