nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit