there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
