wood man approves highly - snowfox
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
