wood man approves highly - snowfox
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade