Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
