ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
