ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
it's the fapture! - Robolt
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
