ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
defiantly masturbating material - tamp
