better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim