poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik