poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
seven levels of rad - graham
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday