it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
