it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
