if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin