if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
