if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
