if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson