nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik