nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
seven levels of rad - graham
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
