legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
