I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
