I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
