a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca