who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
