who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
