typed this one-handed - uncletim
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
