random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

typed this one-handed - uncletim

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

The Res-erection - brat#3



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