random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate



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