every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck