random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

eat clit or die! - vahid

if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

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