every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
typed this one-handed - uncletim
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
