every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
I am sticking with cock - papango
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
