if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
never read comments - theolypse
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361