if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki