if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
