if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
