head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
