head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano