Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt