would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
