would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer