ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
life begins at confection - Tirade
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
