ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi