ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
