the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-