you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
