you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
