you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
wood man approves highly - snowfox
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit