you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
