you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox