all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks