I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
typed this one-handed - uncletim
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit