I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft