ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot