Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	lilmookieesquire
5	Ankylosaur