your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
life begins at confection - Tirade
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky