your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
