your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
it's almost like having friends - cb361
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
wood man approves highly - snowfox
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
