a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill