I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
