I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
