I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
