I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
