I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
fapping all over the world -
