The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
this should be a tagline - Trigger
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
