The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody