is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
