is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
