we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli