you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
