random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

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