you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
