coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid