coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
wood man approves highly - snowfox
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog